Needs Must

I stole this from John @ Someone’s In The Wolf

A) Google your name and the word “needs” [i.e. SIMON needs]
B) Click search
C) Record the first 10 results

According to Google i need….

1. Simon needs to go suck his own nuts

2. Simon needs extra boost in height department

3. Simon needs dancing lessons

4. Simon needs anger management

5. Simon needs to ditch his boring trousers

6. Simon needs a job that offers variety

7. Simon needs a bike

8. Simon needs to know something

9. Simon needs some smoothing

10. Simon needs a hug